Hey ladies: if you can “pre-know” this stuff, care to explain what happened last November?!??? Coulda taken precautions, then. Pretty irresponsible. Geez.

Definitely not a conservative.

You’re literally racist.

Yeah, maybe not the first thing.

You seem to have some issues with the southeastern U.S.

HOT TAKES: Kei Nishikori is as exciting as a damp dishrag, and Fed’s backhand is like the fourth-prettiest one-hander on tour (behind Wawrinka, Thiem, and, especially, Gasquet).

“We come, we come, with horn and drum!”

Believe I heard that Sock’s forehand actually does rotate faster than Rafa’s, it’s been measured.

It’s a physical act that feels, at times, almost spiritual.

WRONG, TRISCUITS WITH MELTED CHEESE IN THE MICROWAVE AT MIDNIGHT FTW

Nishikori is you’re favorite player, isn’t he?

Isn’t there something better to argue about? Like, anything?

But guessing Istomin is more likely to go out in the next round. (a la Shelby Rogers.) Too drained (especially mentally).

Best forehand? Hmmmm. Delpo? Jack Sock?

And yeah, I’m not some fat sweaty pig man.

No. NO. Just, no.

You read this post on an extremely literal level.

Don’t you guys have anything better to do than this stupid, annoying argument?

You could be assimilating so many other useful kinds of knowledge instead of this stuff.

The only thing I like better than Auburn winning is bama losing. I feel a little guilty about this. But only a little.