No one’s going to convince you not to die on this idiotic hill, are they?

What the hell is a 35 year old going to do against some 18 year old Boris Becker?

And what exactly makes you think Djokovic is not in his prime? He lost a major final and slumped for a few months? His ranking plummeted to no. 2?

Here are the male tennis players in the top 20 right now who are over 30: Wawrinka, Monfils, Nadal, Berdych, Tsonga, Federer, Gasquet, Isner, Karlovic. You could make a case that 7 out of these 10 are currently in their prime.

This is the pun-filled post of the world, to be sure.

Because more people voted for her in the primaries?

It is my life’s ambition to go to Australia for the Open. Maybe I should add Brisbane.

You voted for Jill Stein, didn’t you?

As always, now that the fart-sniffing is finished

And I’m not going to let you spell cite “site” without comment.

Perhaps not necessary to rank everything.

Also:

Seriously great you’re working at understanding -- but FYI this guy is concern trolling. Read replies to his initial comment.

This context is bad. He’s concern trolling.

What a whiny dick. That’s all I got.

Sure are a lot of heavy drinkers around here!

This is basically a warning to borderline alcoholics. And a useful one.

Falling-down drunks Charlie Sheen, John Cusack, and D.B. Sweeney smeared mustard on the back of my dad’s seat and tried to steal my program at a Cincinnati Reds game during the filming of Eight Men Out.

Not sure he understands what the word “grace” means.

It’s just you.