I’m never having kids.

You think she cares? She has a relationship with her biological mother, and the only people who should be discussing Paris’s paternity are the two of them. She has been asked about his paternity her entire life, not out of concern for her, but out of people’s curiosity about Michael Jackson. I think Paris Jackson has…

That color is beautiful, but I’ve never seen a more persistently miserable couple in my life. They should be staring at the table, eating meatloaf at a Denny’s while silently thinking daggers at each other.

I adored it. Maybe in Ivory instead of baby blue, but from the cut of the jacket to the length of the skirt, to the matching gloves I thought she looked stunning. Don’t want her husband for president, but her outfit was gorgeous.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

We might all love her, but Michelle’s dress is a miss.

Of course not! The answer is that the whole thing about crucifixes and garlic being a bane to vampires is a hoax encouraged by vampires themselves for protection. Because if the general population believes that they’re effective deterrents, it helps real vampires pass as non-supernatural when they don’t react to…

It didn’t work on me either - which is strange because I am quite suggestible. I think in my case it was more how easily distracted I am. ‘Listen to the sound of my voice.’ ‘Huh, nice smooth voice and wow you have big pores in your nose, oh I have to remember to get tissues, did I leave the oven on? The house will be…

Look at the utter betrayal as he clings for life to his handler. He thinks he’s going to die and his human is like FUCK YOU, GO DIE. I can’t imagine putting cash ahead of the needs of my dog.

I will never ever ever see this movie. There aren’t enough nevers and evers for me to express just how emphatic I feel about not seeing this movie.

Why can’t they just use computer graphics for dangerous scenes like this? It’s probably cheaper and it’s certainly far safer. Also, will not be seeing this because the dog is not a cat.

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

...aaaaanndd I won’t be seeing that.

Irresistible.

I’m not really a fan. The only celebrity fragrances that I like are Elizabeth and James (Mary Kate & Ashley) Nirvana. The rest tend to smell super sweet and cheap.

Are her perfumes any good? I feel like so many celeb perfumes smell cheap and they aren’t worth the money. But I really want Rihanna’s to smell super sexy 😜

Yes! I came here to write the same thing! I’m pretty sure he was over it as soon as she said “The dudes all look gay to me”. I mean that’s when I would have been like, “Cool. I don’t want to ever meet this person.”

The life of a mentally ill addict can be no fun and no chill. I would know.

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.