Fucking white people. Kill them all!

Hire a guard? You have no idea from the story how many apartments there even are in the building. It sounds like a walkup, so it may not be a lot. If there were say, 8 apartments, would each tenant want to have 1/8th of a full time Manhattan salary plus taxes added to their rent? Could be $500 a month in rent for…

Counterpoint: Ivanka’s father is someone else entirely, so when she says nice things about “her father”, they are true, but she is just talking about a different person.

This comment made my evening. Special props to you for your Janeway picture. To salute you, I’m going to go have three slices of bread with altogether too much butter.

Take an aspirin and drink plenty of water before turning in. No need to have a hangover thanks to Trump on top of everything else.

I endorse this message.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

I’m sorry for your loss and I hope you understand that this is one of the exact reasons why I fight tooth and nail to keep 20+ weeks legal. Parents don’t spend 20+ weeks and THEN decide to get an abortion. At that point and time it’s a heartbreaking choice that I will not have taken away by people who don’t know the…

Fuck. FUCK. I am so sorry. Sending lots of internet love to you and your wife. <3

“And of course I think my father will always do the right thing. That’s the type of person he is.”

Your French sounds great to me.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Speak AMERICAN you damn commie

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Right?! When someone has a medical emergency, lay people don’t usually jump up and say, “I’ve been doing a lot of Web MDing lately! Let me have a go!”

I know one flight attendant. We went to a top 25 law school together.

Can I please have some of your weed?

More important than all of this: how long do you think an already opened container of pesto stays good in the refrigerator? Hopefully forever otherwise dinner is looking pretty grim.