I legit have her teeth and I was always happy to see her smile

It’s a good discussion topic as I had a bit of the snaggle myself and it bothered me for years. However, girlfriends always told me they either didn’t notice it or that they actually liked it, citing “character.” But then an orthodontist said he could slap invisalign on there and fix them in 6 months and I didn’t even…

Raise your hand if Pieces of You changed your life in the 90s and you toted around her book of poetry and you have NO SHAME

HOW DARE YOU, SHE IS A TREASURE, JUJY

Hey! That squirrel is just checking the wiring, it has a tiny work order in its truck.

Wow, what a dick.

Same, I hate Kurt Loder (he’s a randian dipshit) but this is just such a hardcore own that I had to share.

I love Jewel. She and her snaggletooth will always hold a special place in my heart. I swore up and down that I sounded JUST like her when I sang along with her music and was convinced I had major talent until my cousin was like “You sing too high pitch and it’s annoying” and then I realized I should probably focus on…

This is the only Jewel moment worth re-living.

So she really does have to fire her agent then.

Yeah, “I’m sorry you got offended” is not an apology. You need an admission/understanding of wrongdoing.

I’d have gone with 1. Jews had a lot of cool stuff and Hitler wanted it, repeated 3x, but yours works too!

1) Women are weak harlots that lead men into sin.

What? It’s not like he beat a man nearly to death in the late 80s or something and called him and his friend “g—ks” and “slant-eyed g—ks” because they were Vietnamese.

Brown-Berry told the AP, “You wouldn’t ask someone to list three good reasons for rape or three good reasons for the Holocaust.”

Hell, even if you set aside the all the racist shit, expecting 8- and 9-year-olds to grasp 16th-19th Century economic theory is... optimistic at best.

Right? I can see they were probably trying to encourage critical thinking, but it would have been just as easy to make the prompt: “Southerners wanted slavery for x, y, & z. Why are those points invalid?”

Just stay home and be a loner. It’s better. I only go out to work, get necessities (as quickly as possible by pushing the elderly out of my way at grocery stores) and to drink at a pub by myself when I feel like I should interact with civilisation, but only if I am drunk and alone when I do it. And I have to tell you,…

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound schnoodle.

This is why I can’t get mad when my dog sleeps on my head. Something oddly comforting about the weight of a 15 pound…