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Look, Amy was great. But oh my god, the ending for Donna. So, so heartbreaking.

That episode wrecked me for weeks

I live in the SF Bay area. I saw Ryan Rose on my Scruff app near me once. I simply messaged him with “Hey, I’m a fan! good work.”

My trashy idea: Sean Cody’s Brandon as the Prince Charming, and the contestants selected solely from the pool of men who’ve bought things for Ryan Rose off of his Amazon Wish List.

Guys do that too. That was me as a kid so now I try to make as much noise as possible when I waltz in to provide cover for those being humiliated by their bodies behind closed doors. Water faucets on, towel dispenser going, if there are hand dryers I whack those fuckers too. I am the captain of the SS Cover and

But which filter should I use for this pic on instagram?!

I personally have never come into Contact with any film about an Alien or Aliens. If there are any E.T.s out there who wish to communicate, they need to give us better Signs. But we ourselves must also be careful. They could be Body Snatchers. Or Breeders. What if an alien landed and we tried to talk to it only to

Gun people truly believe they are losing their “rights” despite all evidence to the contrary. Literally no one has said we’re going to round up the guns and repeal the 2nd amendment but that doesn’t matter because they are convinced that the liberal socialist government is coming for their guns. I know people who

Why is it that whenever minorities, women, immigrants, LGBTQ people, and others who are marginalized by society make the smallest bit of progress toward equality with white, heterosexual men they freak out about losing their rights?

When I asked a white libertarian friend of mine to justify his argument that hate crimes laws disadvantage him as a white man in our society, his argument was that if he was being attacked by a black person and he pulled out his gun and screamed the n word while shooting his assailant in self defense, that he’d be

None, but it’s a slippery slope. We start giving minorities and women rights, they’ll start taking ours away! That’s why we need more guns! WHICH THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY. See!!!!!!!

Projection is not just something that happens in movie theaters....

Right? None of this is literally true, but it feels that way, since the “we” he’s referring to here is white Americans. As demographics shift they are becoming a minority and it scares the everliving shit out of some. I think this is based on a fear of being seen and treated as poorly as they see and treat traditional

The right to oppress anyone who isn’t a white, Christian cis-het male.

The right to call gays queer and use racial slurs in public without fear of shame or reprisal. Now thanks to the PC social media the poor dears might have to face some consequences for their actions and their little hearts just can’t stand it.

“We’re losing our gun rights, our free speech. We’re taxed to death. We’re losing our jobs and businesses to unfair trade. We’re losing our country.

I used to do this when I was a kid. Now I’m off to buy some frozen concentrate...

What I was told by my doctor is although it does have vitamin C, you would be much better served by eating a piece of fruit and getting the full nutritional benefit of fruit than removing and only eating the two parts of it that you a) don’t need and b) could get from a tap.

Did you understand what it would be like to date women before you hit puberty? Parenting is like that, except you get less choice of what your kids will be like. You know nothing about what your experience will be until you’re in the middle of it. I’ve known smart capable engineers, teachers, scientists and doctors

Interestingly, most of the carton-and-bottled orange juice is labeled as “from concentrate”. The real stuff is still kind of expensive, and considering how quickly my sons can knock back a quart of it, there’s little chance I’ll buy much of it until they move out. My husband, though, has the odd habit of eating the