I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

Because when you’re out and about and you need the EIN to your business, the file has been synced to your phone. Or, because when you’re trying to prove who you are, you have a copy of your passport locked away in Evernote. Then there’s the recipe for Chicken Mirabella that your boyfriend has asked you for the 10th…

Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing...

Random story time: I rescued my cat from a really horrible home. I came in the house and she and her brother were crouched under a kitchen table literally surrounded by 7 or 8 dogs, who were snapping and barking at them, nowhere to go. They were infested with fleas and her ear mites were so bad that I thought she was…

God, men are so emotional

Please tell me I’m not the only Jez commenter that understood virtually nothing in this post. It’s not my fault that I’m an old.

Ehh, maybe more like average-looking-for-a-royal.

there was a statistic that there were somewhere like 31 official cases of voter fraud out of 1 BILLION votes cast.

I’m guessing I’m one of the rare straight(ish) guys who regulars Jezebel. I follow along because, typically, it is more enjoyable and less annoying than Gawker (and 50% less Trump-filled). I don’t care about cars or sports, and Kotaku is 95% not for me since all I have is a Wii U so I don’t usually know what they are…

Agree to disagree.

This is the best articulation of what I’ve been trying to say about Hillary for a while now.

here for his dope understanding of what it takes to be a woman/minority and get to the position of power Hillary is in. You think all those republicans or progressives who try to act like Hillary is this corrupt ass person because she works with people instead of running away from anyone with opposing views have ever…

The difference between commercials and no commercials for the paid service was $3 a month so, yes please!!

I tried watching something on Hulu recently and good god, the commercials. I just couldn’t do it. Also that ad for some binge eating medication sounded like an SNL parody of a medication commercial with the ridiculous list of side effects.

TBH I wouldn’t even mind the lower tiered with commercial service if it wasn’t the same commercial every goddamn time. I think they know that though, and that’s how they entrap you into Hulu plus... Monsters.

Narcissism never ages, though.

This is my life except for the sleeping part because I have to get up in the middle of night to - guess what? - fucking pee. Because of all the fucking water. But I am 46 and most people register genuine shock when I tell them, so it’s working.

This came across like a plea for approval, not a recommendation.

Definitely glad to wallow in the old “gay man obsessed with slowing his own aging” cliche. Much appreciated. Perhaps that is the essay you should consider tackling next.