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That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

That's what I don't get about victim blaming. Predators never act out in the open for a reason. To think that these people consider themselves "journalists" is a sad day for the profession.

I’ve never seen it. I’ve never witnessed it.

Does porn kill 32,000 Americans per year? No? Cuz guns do.

Let’s get rid of Internet completely, because we all know Internet is for porn. Thanks Avenue Q.

We would like to make clear that the solicitation of gay male prostitutes by family values Congressman at the convention in Cleveland is still perfectly acceptable.-The RNC

The same people who are always screaming that they want government “out of our lives” want the government to prohibit us from watching porn? Are these people for personal freedom or not?

These fuckin’ people

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

COUSIN ISOBEL WAS THE PRIME MINISTER?!

How quickly people forget...

Oh, Greta. Greta, Greta, Greta.... We need to talk, Sugar. We don’t need to throw other women under the bus anymore. We’re better than that. I could say that we’re stronger together than we are apart, or I could say that calling other women liars when you don’t have the facts is wrong, but I’m not going to. As a

The only person Greta Van Susteren can know for sure isn't being sexually harassed by Roger Ailes is Greta Van Susteren.

Because if an accused victimizer didn’t victimize me personally, he couldn’t POSSIBLY have victimized anyone else. I mean, it’s just common sense.

Well everyone knows that if your boss is gonna sexually harass one of your coworkers, he’s gonna sexually harass ALL the ladies in the office, right?????? That’s how that works?????

Remember when Joe Rogan was attractive?

A fun fact about Joe Rogan is that he was part of the cast of NewsRadio, a show that also starred Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, Maura Tierney, Jon Lovitz, and Andy Dick.

I hate to sound like a stereotype but I don’t get sports either. Except Ultimate Fighting. That I understand.

Another example of the progressive party being the party of a strong economy. Investments in education pay off substantially by providing a skilled, intelligent labor force, which in turn increases productivity. There is a massive educational gap that will cost us up to $2 trillion in GDP over the course of the next