jizzmonkey
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That's not been my experience. In fact, quite the opposite. But everyone is different.

My old lady cat lived to be 20 (RIP, Princess!) and I had to constantly watch out for grocery bags, because she could not resist chewing on them. She was very sneaky about it and super fast, they were like a drug to her. She'd hack up little bits of plastic now and then so I had to be very careful to make sure she

There should be a comma here. "Good luck, my King." Some of that $40 million ad budget could have gone to an editor.

She's also Jake Jr. on Adventure Time.

"American Dad" covered it pretty well, in case anyone would like a refresher.

#anustart

What is this bump back here? If it's a tumor it sure would explain a lot.

It's also an old trick for reviving coffee that's gone stale. A tiny pinch of salt revives it somehow, especially if you're reheating it in the microwave.

Sorry for the double post, Kinja wasn't cooperating yesterday :/

If you mean this fella, I agree 100%:

If you mean this fella, I agree 100%:

I giggled at that too. heehee "taint"

You and me both.

That is the most beautiful GIF ever!

I think this is the guy at the top of the article:

+1 for the Evita reference.

This article is especially timely for me; I made the tough decision to put down my 20-year old cat just a week ago. I have no doubt it was the right time, based on a number of factors. She lived a long, healthy life up until the last few weeks and while I will miss her terribly, I know that it was for the best. She

If you listen closely to Ethel in the recent episode, she says she was the most famous thing to come out of Baltimore since Wallis Simpson - or something like that. I grew up in Maryland and even I find her accent difficult to decipher.

Also Gene seems like he might be gay and the family is totally cool with that.

I thought the same thing when I saw that pic. Damn.