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Unfortunately, INXS was the best Aussie band that Australia could come up with.

I want to hear a terrorist story

I’m late to the party here but I just wanted to say fuck this asshole and fuck all of these ignorant, hate-filled traitors that worship Trump and believe his lies.

Jay is my name, Insurance is my game. Insurrection was a game I also used to play.

I, for one, would prefer a sound loss all around. Some sort of incalculable, humiliating landslide. Sadly, I think your outcome is more likely. 

“Don’t get insurrectioned!”

Ol’ Choo Choo ain’t hurkey jerky dancing out of this one.

NO ONE HELP HIM!!!

This is the longest, most committed bit I’ve seen from a comedian since Andy Kaufman. Bravo.

He’ll be gargling mustmayostardayonnaise

He should be accompanied at all times by a Public Safety Engineer wearing an “I’m with an insurrectionist” sandwich board. 

Can't wait for the move about this whole sordid affair. The Story of The Story of The Story of The Insurrection.

Cyndi Lauper - "Change of Heart"

Prince, “She’s Always In My Hair”

“Don’t Change” by INXS

Radiation Vibe by Fountains of Wayne or absolutely any other song from their debut album

“Sucked Out” by Superdrag

And because it seems like a possible time to celebrate:

Glenn Campbell - Wichita Lineman