Would some kind, keen-eared soul please post the lyrics?

Came here for this.

“Tell Richard the story.”

I’m assuming you’re familiar with the Comedy Bang Bang Halloween specials? If not, find their “cover” versions of The Monster Mash.

Jizbum! Oh NO!!!!
This whole interaction has been extremely boring - you’ve just been repeating hacky garbage takes and peacocking about what a “winner” you are. This is the capper. What a way to end it! Goin’ out on top, chief!

Literally every one of your comments has been about a penis, my friend.

You’re thinking about my dick an awful lot. Sorry, but I’m straight.

I finally checked your post history. You run around shitting on every article you can find. I was hoping for some entertainment, but at best, you’re mildly irritating. You have my pity.

“WeLL AdJUstEd eNOuGH tO wIN...” just radiates small-dick energy.

Every post from you simply screams “WELL-ADJUSTED, STABLE CITIZEN”

You’re my entertainment. Dance for me, bitch.

I like how you’re badmouthing me for “white knighting over a century old song” when you’re *defending* that same century old song.

Obligatory, forgettable, decade-old pop song that someone could really annihilate - “Dark Horse” by Katy Perry 

“We are Young” by fun.

“When You Sleep” by MBV

25 years old, defending boomers + non-consent, and being a complete asshole online = incredibly well-adjusted. Look out, ladies!

This makes you sound pretty guilty, Uncle Julius. 

If you really want to piss off a boomer, tell them this song is about S.A. Then ask them to tell you about dating back in their day, and how pestering a woman was “just part of the chase.”

You never know what it means, but you know how it feels

“I had a dream ‘bout a boy in a castle/
And he’s dancin’ like a cat on the stairs” is an actual Jim Steinman lyric.