Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

I think it makes sense. A little bit of anonymity can lead to a lot of vulnerability and openness that’s hard to follow up in a real-time in-person friendship. I say this as a person who apparently looks unthreatening enough that I get fairly frequent park bench confessions from strangers... I have hugged two crying…

I hung out in a certain punk band’s chatroom, which caused me to meet people who would introduce me to the underground punk/indie/riot grrl must scenes, and forever change my life. I also met my first love in that chatroom, who I was online friends with for 5 years before meeting in person on my first day of college.…

Awww is it bad that I really want you two to meet??? Why didn’t you??

Oh em gee I was so caught up in your post! You’ve NEVER talked about meeting? I need you to meet!

I met my husband on AOL 15 years ago (pre dating site and social media. My IRL friend met her husband on AOL by chance and she introduced me to his IRL friend on AOL - they met when he was looking for an ex-GF with the same name and they met up and started fuckin’ and dating, eventually marrying with 2 kids.

This is the best.

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

Majored in Hanson, sure, but with a minor in Kristen Stewart.

Totally bingeing White Collar right now. That is a pretty, pretty man.

She needs to get laid.

On the one hand—COOKIES!!! On the other, I do feel for those girls in the troop whose ability to participate has been damaged by her theft.

Confession: I have never seen Dirty Dancing.

Mayella Ewell.

Hook ‘em!