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THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

Because Trump’s entire schtick revolves around projecting his own flaws onto his opponents, whoever they may be. The most obvious current example is his way of declaring any kind of fact-based journalism to be “fake news.” And have you noticed the way he talks about fat people?

If only our government had the integrity of a high school mock trial...

The biggest tell of the entire day has been the administration referring to “reports” of the wiretapping. Literally, the only “reports” on the matter are from alt-right sources and that the only mainstream reports on the topic are actually covering the president saying shit on Twitter. There’s no greater expression of…

One of the theories of narcissism is that they are people with the emotional maturity of a toddler. To an extent, I think that can, oddly, be part of their appeal—they can be loud/brash, fun and young in a culture that very much puts a premium on “eternal youth.” And, for the majority of people who will only have a…

My mother is a malignant narcissist, and she does the same thing. She will say something one day and then when she changes her mind and says something totally opposite she will adamantly deny ever having said the first thing. Before we stopped dealing with her altogether, my brother and I would audio record her…

I’m trying to figure out if, in Trump’s mind, he’s an actual liar or just easily swayed. I’m sure, last year, he “felt” that he was pro-gay, and now, in the presence of neo-Nazis and fundamentalists, he now “feels” the opposite. This is a problem with narcissists, mind you, which is why he’s unsuitable for office.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

Until McCain actually does something, anything aside from flapping his gums but supporting that flaming bag of orange peels at the same, he can take a seat.

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress…

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

I have to say that the execution on the Travel Ban EO was perhaps the biggest governmental cluster fuck I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve fixed bayonets.

1/3 of Americans think you have to be a English speaking Christian to technically be considered “American.”

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

I could say that “Christian conservatives...you see them on the news...the closeted homosexuals, the pedophiles, the tax cheats...” and, while not at all an accurate description of the vast majority of Christian conservatives, it certainly is factually correct about a handful of individuals that are identified with…

I am not certain people would enjoy carrying the bourbon of that. I know it would be unbeerable to many, and that wine would flow freely in the aftermath, but we can probably expect inevitable accusations of racism to make a conviction too whisky. Luckily, this isn’t the era of Tequila Mockingbird, so I don’t think…

As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.