jisabird
Jisabird
jisabird

What I love is when HR makes us #olds sit through yet another seminar about “how to work with millennials.” Ummmm....kids, you took this job, you learn how to work with us. No one gave a rat’s ass what I thought when I was 25. Not sure why I am expected to behave differently.

We have to stop fighting each other. The only people who are benefitting are the Boomers and folks who are already rich (usually one in the same).

I was born in either the first year of the Millennial Generation or the last year of Gen X, depending on who you ask. I’m both ignored and blamed at the same time, and I honestly wouldn’t care that much, except that I’m also broke and would eventually like to purchase a little house for my little family.

Don’t blame this on Gen X. We don’t have any fucking money either. Still owe student loans - paying for elderly parents, little kids and dealing with 27 year olds who think they should have your job and your salary with 5 years experience to your 20. #justsayin

“I have grapes.”

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

I have an almost four year old daughter who is fearless. She has never had a problem climbing rock walls, jumping off of things, learning to swim, etc. She always wants to go faster and higher. It scares the crap out of me, but I try not to hold her back to much. I have always been just fine sitting on the sidelines

I’ve seen “Plurals” around more and more often in news stories, etc.

So now GenX is 1965-1978? No wonder we’re forgotten about.

The Stuff Mom Never Told You podcast covered this a while back. I remember some kind of study showed that women past menopause (grandmothers, essentially) were able to do more work for the family like gathering food, freeing up the younger generation to have more kids quickly. Grandmothers did most of the work, giving

I love my gaudy ring

It’s Presidents Day, but I feel like only schools and some government workers get the day off.

I guess they don't want me to watch. I'm not understanding the Monday thing. Is it a holiday there? It is not a holiday here.

TELL ME EVERYTHING!! You have lived the dream I had as a teen who was just a little too young to attend a GnR anything.

I feel like Gwen Stefani is as embarrassing as Madonna (though less toxic).

All she seemed to do was complain about what’s it’s like to be an extra. The problem was she went by herself. It’s not a fun alone experience.

I’ve been an extra. Once I worked all day in restaurant. Then had to drive an hour to be at a shoot by 8pm and we shot til 9am where I was screamed at for not placing a can of food fast enough in the cart I was running behind after 20 takes. Then I had to drive an hour home after 24 hours of standing. Was it my super

OMG, I didn’t get it at first because I was like...what, a normal shopping list? BUT HE’S A GUY. HE’S HER DAAAAAD. I totally get it now! It’s funny because the fact that she needs tampons means she’s ready to have babies which means she’s ready to have sex which means he’s going to be forced to think long and hard