HOLY SHIT. This is seriously my DREAM COLLECTION. I want ALL of the dresses. That dress with the organs?! FUCK MEEEE.

Same here. Mirrors are liars. A selfie will tell you everything you need to know about how you look that day.

It could be either, actually! If you mean how the camera alters the look, it’s “affects,” but if you mean how the camera creates the look—which is also a legit way of framing it, given what we know about lighting, about the difference between a static pose captured in a still image versus a dynamic real-life look,…

Once in a while he shows us that he’s got more spine than so many of his colleagues on the right.

God, Comic Con cosplay is more entertaining than this shit.

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

I hope you asked him to bring home the most potent beer available. This is a night for Imperial IPA.

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

Dammit I forgot beer when I went grocery shopping today.

I had my dress made by a local seamstress. Great decsion. It was a traditional dress, but the advantage to me was that is was far better quality than I could have gotten for the same price at bridal shop. (Silk and perfect fit for the price of a polyester dress pre-alteration.) I’m sure the seamstress would have been…

Oh that does sound yummy though.

Cheddar, while a delicious cheese, doesn’t have the melty gooeyness that american has. Mostly because it’s a real cheese.

Cottage cheese does not deserve to be called cheese. Good mutz should never be in the fridge, it ruins the texture. Either freeze it or eat it immediately.

Snap Chat is the common denominator in practically every awful thing I’ve heard about lately.

I think the most unrealistic thing here is a 9-year-old who only needs to be told twice to sit down.

Good for Texas!!*

I will trade you black eyeliners for lip balm!

It’s my least favorite Glossybox since this past November. I really hope they blow us away with the next box.

Thank you for this, “I assure you that your subscribers have all the black eyeliner they need and beseech you to stop including it in boxes. “