You've never owned a Jeep, have you? I would say his shocks are fine, his springs are fine, and if there is any aesthetic damage it only served to add character.

Classic. Blame the victim.

And we put a star in our reasonably priced Miata.

Some say he taught Ray Wert how to dragon, and he finds all of Tavarish's cheap luxury cars. All we know is he's called the JalopStig (Stignik?)

I mean seriously think about it.

tonight on Top Jalopnik, a crazy man drives a hummer over a Chrysler, we make fun of race car drivers doing silly things, and we debate the merits of buying cheap used expensive luxury cars.

Come on, BBC. Stop jerking us around. You know you'd be fools to sack Clarkson; you'd be flushing millions right down the shitter. We know you're not going to fire him. YOU know you're not going to fire him. You've had your little bit of fun. Now get the fuck back to work.

Forget Netflix... this is all we would need.

If the trio are presenting a unified front, you can't just hire Jeremy. You have to hire all three.

Not the best outcome if you're a vegetarian.

Well written, as usual. I do take some exception with the statement "looks every bit as exotic as anything three times its price." As you are the patron saint of the depreciation curve, I'm sure you are well aware of what $180K buys you on the used market - and it's a LOT. One of the executives at my company daily…

I'd have to agree with Arrivederci on the Bolian article. Your description of Jalopnik's coverage seems really disingenuous at best. That piece, to my eyes, clearly reads like a glorification of the country's longest street race while praising the man behind it, the only difference being that no one was injured.

I mean, the repair shop probably did a better job of putting it back together than the factory.

Fair enough. Better to be an honest douche than a pretend nice guy.

God I love what turbos can do to anything. You set something on fire next to a turbo, and it doesn't run away, it gets excited.

I don't want all drivers to be humble. More than that, I don't want drivers to pretend they're humble when they're not. I prefer humanity to humility.

The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

That's really a fucking stretch to draw that conclusion but, hey, page views.

I have to argue against the 4cyl part, the 4.0l 6Cyl has so much history for Jeep and AMC, I wish they'd just refreshed it instead of tossing those boat anchor V6s in the JKs.