I thought you got fed to a kangaroo for even just chirping the wheels a little by accident in the wet on bald tires in a light truck turning a tight corner.

Yeah, that was the excuse I got from them. “Every car or truck that hits the lot gets it, even the used ones. No exceptions.”

I tried to correct the guy on two of the three points. But when he’d argued them and then stated the third I just basically said “whatever, what’s the price you can offer me, I’ve already researched the truck.” Possibly the best part of the whole adventure was him handing me a blank piece of paper to write down the…

Let’s add “If the bullshit new car dealers said were actually true”

Aston as a middle name will class-up any little one’s stock.

Some say he lives in a desert wasteland,

Just need a gator to grill and you’d have a good’ol, down home Florida carbecue.

I have a simple rule:

He went on to say:

I mean, he already has a lot of experience holding back forward progress so why wouldn’t he look comfortable behind the wheel of a motorhome?

You know, for when the employees at your startup are complaining about your lavish spending on parties and Ferraris and you just need to get away for some spiritual revitalization.

To quote the all-knowing Magic 8-Ball: “Signs point to yes!”

The stick went through the windshield and then impaled him? Sounds like got some

I got caught up in the Colorado/Canyon diesel delays. My first thought when people started talking about Tesla’s impending delays with the Model 3 and how GM was already ready to bring the Bolt to market was “how are they going to bring an electric car to market that quickly if they had to delay a diesel truck for…

Those MPG figures while towing are quite impressive for something that is rated 19/26 without a load.

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Shoddy build quality from something built in China? You don’t say.

I believe it is actually just an interview for future F1 supremo.

Wonder if we’ll get a GLK63 AMG version of the truck. Then you too could spend ~$150k on a freakin’ truck...

I can just hear Marry Stiggens singing “A spoonful of oppo makes the apex fly by”