Ordered a GMC Canyon Diesel.

I’d take the SUV arms race to the next logical level.

What’s the gallons of smoke per mile rating on this thing going to be?

I understand their plight with Uber and Lyft coming in, disrupting their industry and threatening their livelihoods. But when you’re an asshole to me repeatedly, or put me in danger without a second though I am unlikely to be sympathetic to your cause. Actions like those in the video push me even farther away from any…

I feel like I should be laughing at some sort of fashion faux pas, but there is this amazingly deep sense of “ZOMFBBQG I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW.”

It has been said that you are not a true car person until you’ve owned an Alfa.

This. The new 1-10 answers for http://jalopnik.com/the-ten-best-t…

Want.

I’m currently the owner/curator of an 18mo little boy. His middle name is Aston. Yes after the car company. Judge all you want, I like it, so does the wife and that second part is what matters. Already he’s more of a car guy than I could ever dream to be. His words, in order of usage volume, consist of “Mommy,” “Car,”…

yeah, definitely had to stretch that one a bit, but really wanted to say “mulesport” haha

The airflow out of that ass is entirely too clean, and the active aero from the ears is clearly going to be banned in most forms of mulesport.

Original Mini. Every time I’ve been asked what it is they ask by saying “What is it? It sure is mini!” Boom, they know even when they don’t think they do!

As the owner of a G37S coupe, I whole heartedly agree with the sentiments expressed in the article. I can’t stand what people have done to these cars. Great cars. Reliable (for me), good looking stock (in my opinion), quick (never mind that it needs to loose a little weight in the middle). But it seems like the…

As in the team name in AER should have been “Grass”roots Motorsports... with quotation marks.

Cheers.

Really missed an opportunity here, should have raced for “Grass”roots Motorsports.

Yard work.

AAAAAAA is right!

From the wife: “Honey, this is actually for you, isn’t it?”

Leaf. Every time I’m stuck behind a slow car it seems to be a Leaf. 40mph zone? Nope, Leaf doin 25. Left lane on a 70mph highway? Nope, Leaf doin 60. And I realize it isn’t the car but rather the driver. But pulling the driver out and knocking some sense into them isn’t legal... so I’m happy to settle for…