Easy, just burn the fat away!

If you're worried about the airbag punching you in the face, this is not the car for you...

Then there would be need to defend glorious fatherland!

There would be need to defend glorious fatherland.

While I understand there were a number of people injured from flying glass and such, I'm amazed watching the various videos at just how few f*cks were given...

Reminds me of Speed Tribe 

http://gizmodo.com/5975787/woman-drives-for-900-miles-instead-of-90-thanks-to-gps-error

Wait, isn't this the same thing Porsche does but charges more for?

YES! The lack of lights as well! I've noticed it a lot around the west Roswell area as of late. I really don't understand this seemingly sudden turn of excessive carelessness. It's like texting wasn't enough, they had to out-do other careless drivers to an even greater extent and thought "hmm, I know, I'll turn my…

Ug. Yes, this. I swear there has been an increase in that kind of asshattery this winter in the Atlanta area. There was a three week stretch where I saw at least one car with brights on every time I drove at a time lights should be on. It was bad enough that I started counting occurrences.

Intentionally not buy the replacement blinker fluid. Drivers with empty blinker fluid truly are asshats.

That is not an insignificant number of bullet holes right there. Shoot first and let the coroner sort it out shouldn't be a public safety policy. I really hope both women recover with no long term injuries

He is probably just tired of the nagging...

Clearly I'm no longer in the target demographic...

And with that little bit of investment BMW has completed all of the marketing it will ever need to do to keep Eli as a life-long BMW enthusiast. Well done.

"Custom Vanity Plate - 4219 ELI" - nice touch :)

1. I see they've included the douche-swoosh or doucherang or whatever it is being called.

I vote for a Saturn V looking paint job. Black / white, some red lettering and riveted panels

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