MMMBEER is allowed and used to live at the same condo complex as a friend of mine. So is SHUTUP (saw it drive by the intersection of Briarcliff / Lavista ITP).

There is a tradition at my parents house each Christmas. My mother decorates the tree with some sort of special collectible ornaments. My dad then sneaks the Bobby Rahal helmet replica ornament somewhere on the tree while she's not paying attention. Inevitably she finds it, removes it and tries to hide it to…

1934 Merc Grand Prix W25 for your consideration.

When PETA convinces lions, sharks, wolves and a whole host of other animals to stop eating meat then I'll consider it. Until then I vote we feed PETA members to the lions.

I used to bring my own helmet. I do now as well, but I stopped for a while. When I was young I did a lot of karting in an Reed Rotary, an HPV, then a 125cc shifter. My helmet was painted up professionally, I loved that thing. From time to time I'd hit the indoor tracks with friends for fun. I got loads of shit…

To me it looks upside down, it looks like the lower passenger-side faux duct on a '08-current Infiniti G37 coupe, but tilted a bit so as if you were looking up from below. I've washed the bugs out of mine enough to see the similarity. I've got an '08 g37 coupe and have to clean the bugs outta that area all the damn…

Late '80's Ram Charger. A roommate of mine in college had one. He drove the hell outta that thing and it just kept going and going. I can remember it being in the air multiple times (while being driven) and it survived. It holds a boatload of stuff inside (so you can avoid getting your stuff soaked during your…

It's totally grounded to the ground... like a boss.

Hey, they prefer "Shoe Model" these days. C'mon.

Toll.

B*tch, you ain't ballin' unless you go f'ing 30 liter magnum up in this biatch. This sh*t ace b*tch. You heard me. Ace.

Pet peeve: people who immediately stop at the exit of an escalator or moving walkway. I used to make some form of warning noise, but way too often it would be met with a look of confusion as to why I was continuing to advance in their direction. Now I just bowl them over.

Florida seems to be stuck in a never ending spiral where everyone is trying to out-crazy and out-stupid everyone else. And the entire state seems to be winning...

I bought the mumble-mumble Kimi shirt for my dad (and one for myself... couldn't resist). They fit just fine. If you follow their twitter account they post shipping details for when batches are heading to the printer, come back from the printer, and head out the door to the customers. You can see the shirt updates…

Every time I see a Bentley I can't help but think of the pigs from angry birds. Big round eyes, oversized nose (grill) and a goofy grin below.

For ATL + surrounding suburbs I would go with the "Left Lane Sitter"... but I noticed one that irks me a little more, and that is the "Fails to maintain lane during a turn." We have a number of multi-lane turns that are pretty clearly marked as to which lane you are supposed to enter at the end of the turn. At least…

Just be glad they didn't make a video of Ray's El Camino 'habit'...

This particular model is about twice my age currently. Might be kind of fun to daily drive, but getting it into the parking deck at work is going to be a bitch and will likely result in a "this is why Wienermobile drivers are asshats" picture.

Scaramanga?

Well, thankfully Infiniti is Q'ing my car, so I'll have all the defenses I'll need if this happens to me.