Option 1: Adjust your schedule to avoid high traffic times.

Smart drivers, the automotive equivalent of calling a fat guy 'Tiny'

$2.5 Billion. Yeah, the destination charge is a real bitch.

When I hit a bird with my car I cried fowl.

No... this is the Axis of Awesome.

I learned to speak Good ol' Boy years ago. It REALLY comes in handy when you drive anything more than 20min outside the city. It is more of a camouflage skill. My wife has family in south Georgia, and I'll tell you what, if you can come off as less of a 'Yankee' you'll keep your skin and might just get some bacon…

" A Camry is a Camry, a Lamborghini Murciélago is a Lamborghini Murciélago."

I got a targeted marketing mailer too.

UPDATE!!! NASCAR just released the information!

I'm a fan of the infamous "Spin To Win"

Me: I hate driving the truck since I feel like I'm steering while sitting on top of a ladder without enough power or handling.

Holy crap, I feel like I need to iron my shirt before just looking at those pictures...

I think you've got the future all wrong... it looks more terrier to me.

Inner monologue:

"No, a hero is a sandwich"

Mercedes SLS AMG CDI TPE

W0oT! M3 Tractor Pull Edition!!!!

The driver took their right hand off the wheel, and appears to reach underneath and behind the wheel, which would allow them to use pull the quick connect release ring thingy (technical term). From that I'd argue it was intentional.

Having just returned from a trip to Greece where I rode in a few taxis in Athens, a few taxis and buses in Santorini, and drove a rental through way too much of the interior of Crete I have to nominate them for this list. Here's why:

Haha, true. Though while that would increase grip, the power-to-weight ratio hit might be a problem. I wonder if there is a way to use a zombie for downforce while not taking as much of a weight penalty.