Meh, take it with a grain or twelve of salt:

Don't let the Volt burninate you, grab a Vette and burninate some rubber!

Also of ILMS note, Petit is no longer part of the schedule for 2012... instead Bahrain is:

I see your hat tip and raise you #9 from the July 11th, 2011 Answer of the Day:

Nicely done. #cotdanomination

d'oh.

I'm guessing a lightsaber.

Those words ring so true. It is so much more than sitting there and waving a flag and until you are experienced enough can be a rather stressful thing to do.

Bacon Pig:

Did someone say more bacon?

There would be MUCH more butter involved.

Maybe counts for carrying the biggest pricks?

And then when the photo shoot was done the owner of the Prius tried to pick up a model. Overheard as the model jumped into the producer's Lambo instead: "If I wanted to ride an appliance I'd jump on my washing machine at home."

Nice.

I kept waiting for a patronizing sounding "Oh no! Little Johnny just chopped his hand off! ha ha ha ha. That's now how you adjust a clutch Johnny!"

I was looking at buying a CPO Merc I found in another state through my local dealer and was told flat out they would not assist because "other dealers do not certify the cars at the same level of quality as [they did]" and that they did not want to respect the CPO warranty that would come with it. They then tried to…

The guest steward at this years Oscar race...

There is a reason they moved to Canada.

I know right. My Canadian aunt / uncle used to give me US 20's for Christmas, I started asking for Loonies instead.

Close. I use Chrome, which has an integrated spell checking feature. I usually use IE for all my browsing needs at work, but use Chrome for my gmail / jalopnik tabs. Since it appears differently in the task tray it is easy to find Jalopnik when I need a hit. Yes, I am THAT nerdy.