Re 1st Gear:

Requirement to see? Drivers already don't watch the road anyway, why test them on their vision? Just this morning I followed a driver texting, doing 40 in the left lane of a 45. After finally passing I got up a few lights for my left turn and the stopped for the red light. EVERYONE else slowed up and stopped for…

Damn son, you're on a roll today.

damn you nibbles.

I was going to say WOT... I see you already have ;)

So that's how it is going to be today? You're going to wake us up (or in some cases send us off to bed) with a story that will leave you questioning your own opinions? "Do I hate it because it is an ugly Juke, or do I love it for the massive performance numbers?" But in reality you're make'n shit up just to screw…

Wasn't about to post the, er, 'European' version.

I feel the need to write a computer virus attacking 2012 BMW M5s...

That thing is awesome. Late-80's 1-ton Toyota dually flatbed. I had to drive one of those things around a few years back. Manual transmission, A/C was shit, stereo was shit, acceleration was shit. But it was a tank and small enough to maneuver easily through a city. I was delivering parts for construction…

#COTD

This thing is going to cause model bloat.

California hates Ford people.

Yeah, totally saw that after posting, tried to edit but got some sort of error (the edit comment version of comment save failed) and gave up... but based on some of the other answers I really didn't care. That and this thing was polarizing to the point that new to the market or not it is worth mentioning.

AssTec, er, Aztec. Owners love 'em, everyone with eyes hates them.

Are we celebrating World Car Free Day with a minimum number of Jalopnik news?

Dear Sir or Madam,

To be fair, Bruno Senna was somewhat fresh off of his Spa exploits at the time...

Don't worry, I got the joke that your neighbors were Asian.

I think I'm going to have to unheart click you just so I can heart click you again.

Wouldn't it be easier math-wise to just do 60 and have every mile be an even minute? 10 miles? 10 minutes. 24.5 miles? 24.5 minutes.