Fantastic! We must be. Headlines will read: “Winterwindz and Jinxyminx drinking WINE at night OUTSIDE?!?! Are they living life TOO HARD?!?!?” Etc. (btw i did the wine-and-tv thing outside again tonight and I think it’s the only way to live)

I can’t wait to wake up and find I was only dreaming about people actively trying to turn the United States into a third-world dictatorship.

Suppression of the free press...

Yeah, one of my closest friends dropped out of a top med-school to become a flight attendant. She just really loves getting paid well to travel, and I can totally understand why.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

“This is going higher than her.”

Something about the belly touch makes me shudder. It’s so possessive and intimate and gross. Fuck that shitheel for doing that to you.

Gross, even after you told him not to? Hopefully the next thing he gropes is a starving crocodile.

I’m going to start punching them. I’ll call it “standing my ground,” okay, Floriduh?

All of the “smaller” violations build up over time, they are part of the air we breathe, and underlie the numerous doubts that keep us from coming forward in cases in rape. They contribute to the atmosphere that this is just how things are. That our bodies are not our own.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

I have one of those and fair warning- it just turned on all by itself the other night while I was reading and scared the absolute shit out of me. I’m still not sure what happened. Other than a ghost. Distinct possibility.

And beautifully said!

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Yeah, rich people problems is “What type of champagne should I serve at the party?”. This was an actual ordeal.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received