If he was under the age of 7 then that’s not strange. I remember being CRUSHED, at 5 years old, to learn I couldn’t marry my brother. Harmless and funny. Kid crushes are often just friendship mixed with awe at someone they look up to.

Meh, I had a crush on my cousin. Before kids get old enough for sexual feelings, crushes are just friendly usually they want to marry that person because that’s the closest relationship they see. It’s more like a “girl crush” to an adult.

You acknowledge that yours is an “incredibly unpopular opinion,” but did you ever ask yourself why it is?

Writers have always used pseudonyms though. Being an author is not the same thing as being on a reality show.

1. Fuck you

bless the woman who told him he was being snitched on.

And high five the women who warned the tagger about it.

Same.

I want to spit at the white fratboy shitstain calling the cops.

Thank you, sweet tagging Prince.

HI INTERNET FRIENDS!! I’m back on Jez after a brief hiatus to go be a productive person (I was only partially successful). The comments sections are awful different post-Gawker and I’m not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand, there are lots of new, awesome, funny Gawkfugees here (yay!), but it also seems like…

Did I hear her right that Clinton’s rep is named Crystal Ball?

How many times did that guy say “luxury exercise program”? 

Oh my good LORD did she whip him. Wow.

Someone asked me if they were boring me last night and I had to say, nope, just too much forehead botox. I can’t lift my fucking eyebrows.

He allowed her to keep her title? Allowed her? Thanks so much, you jolly, benevolent, master of the universe, flaming Cheeto-faced piece of dung. Thanks loads.

I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?