Oh for fuck’s sake.

Agreed. Leto is a tool, but on this charge he isn’t guilty: he didn’t say this to put down Taylor Swift. They were considering her music as potential inspiration in the never-ending hit-making quest (as stories on this have noted many times, girl does make hits, whatever one may think of their merit), and he…

Doesn’t this have shades of another situation of supposedly unknown recording and then sale to a media outlet? TMZ wins...Gawker disintegrates?

I’m a little uncomfortable with the ruling. I mean if he didn’t know he was being taped in his own home that seems wrong to do to him. He can say whatever he wants there and shouldn’t be afraid of having his privacy violated.

Congrats for surviving the test of Darwinism.

All fun aside, no person should be worth 18 BILLION dollars. That’s obscene.

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Tom Cruise, his family is scientology.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I want to get drinks with her and Hillary and Meryl.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

He was a real dirtbag while he was a scientologist but I generally have sympathy for those sucked in by cults and only hope he tries to make amends to his former wives and children.

YES!!!!!

What the fucking shit?!?! Why would this be published in a newspaper?

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.