Your first mistake was driving in Cambridge. Really just driving here in general.

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

“OK, what’s with the five interceptions, you mammoth shit-stick?”

I heard he’s a bit gray these days.

I was particularly surprised by the way all of Bellinger’s clothes blew off, only for him to wind up covered by an artfully placed bedsheet that happened to drift along on the wind.

Should we be surprised that a softball excels at underhandedness?

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Well, I’m sure he stood for the anthem, so there’s no problem here.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Let’s, um, forget some guys?

That was 57 years ago I am willing to bet there has been significant turnover of the fans since then.

His team’s chance to win was the catcher, and Girardi, so to speak, was the pitcher.

I wanna know what one person gave Jacque fucking Jones a Hall of Fame vote.

It was a bicycle throw.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

The Red Rocketeer

Schmuck Dynasty?