Me: *clicks on headline*
Me: *searches father’s name*
Me: *searches father’s email address*
Me: *breathes a small sigh of relief* Read more
Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.] Read more
I was never any good at athletics. But I was active Army from age 17 to 21. Spending your formative years in a situation where there are meaningful consequences for tardiness both puts you ahead of your peers and makes their behavior completely unrelatable.
How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil. Read more
Todd Frazier’s dad was my high school principal. He’s a really wonderful guy who always treated me with good humor and kindness, even though I was in trouble at least once a week. One day after a particularly inexcusable incident, my father was sitting in Mr. Frazier’s office with me, and they discussed my pitiful… Read more
The best course would have been to just throw everybody’s keys into a punchbowl and see who goes home with who. Read more
“I totally meant the sexism, but not the homophobia. And for that, I feel so full of....what’s the opposite of proud?” Read more
The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later. Read more
I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.