Guess it was all the heroin she did in the 70s, huh?

A dildo?

Duh. How can “baby music” NOT be “ageist”?

At least there was SOME good news this week.

I think you're all missing his paranoia. In less than a year Trump is banning all non-US Muslims from America. He gotta go.

Kehlani just dropped my new Spring Boring Anthem.

I am so glad I left the United States.

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I absolutely LOOVE Gawker™ and want to help! How many of these do I get for $115,000,000?

That would be the maternity leave.

That's my fantasy, too. With little people.

You’re a guiding light blessed from Heaven™, Tina, but rape is not defined as a “report” of sex without given consent. But I’m guessing Malia did it.

The best place to read about bankruptcy.

I think OP is suggesting that they are responsible.

How is Trisha Nixon politically-adjacent to the Obama girls????

Poor Kate. It couldn't have happened to a more badass bitch.

The United States is across the pond, duh.

The apersonal is apolitical.