A girl so badass she achieved boy.

Because he's gay?

Americans like pot. It shows.

Butcha aren't, Blanche!

Meat-eating surrender donkeys.

Poor La’Merica.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

I want to go to the American Sweethearts Male Model Show!!! ( unless I'm busy )

My new book is officially called “Heavenly Treat for your Vagina”.

That’s going to be an irritating habit after graduation.

Tina? We have an accident in aisle two.

I saw him onstage in London and one part of him was definitely not left perfect.

Yep, me and Mother Theresa, yum.

But it's no match for how the second one ended, I bet!

“Stop personacuting me!!!” -Aaron, prolly

I thought that the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was dead???

That’s the question everyone has seen him is asking! How much is that pudgy in the window?

Hot already.

I'm thinking double doggie bags, too.

It just seems impossible that there are actually American models.