Rice Pisskies.

Far better than Rice Pisskies.

Depends on the job.

I'm British.

Speaking of weaves, she should have cornered Eddie Murphy’s transvestite girlfriend.

I would pay SERIOUS money to see an episode of The Cosby Show directed by Roman Polanski.

She probably can't *remember* the sex if he has a consistent technique.

I like that the man has a woman’s voice and the woman has a man’s voice.

Has anyone seen Honey Boo Boo lately? Just sayin’.

“Sloppy” cow.

Madonna’s NOT getting away with that!

Even crows hate Mama June.

Me, too!

Poor Zayn Malik has to leave. But Dave Chappelle can stay.

People should leave Zayn alone! He's got enough trouble with Donald Trump threatening to deport him.

That only happened twice and it's rude not to accept his apology.

Where have you been for ten years? Shelley is imprisoned at the Spiritual Technology compound in Hemet, California, duh.

Let’s not forget Oprah unleashed “Dr” Phil upon the world, either.