“Stop personacuting me!!!” -Aaron, prolly

I thought that the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was dead???

That’s the question everyone has seen him is asking! How much is that pudgy in the window?

Hot already.

I'm thinking double doggie bags, too.

It just seems impossible that there are actually American models.

Rice Pisskies.

Far better than Rice Pisskies.

Depends on the job.

I'm British.

Speaking of weaves, she should have cornered Eddie Murphy’s transvestite girlfriend.

I would pay SERIOUS money to see an episode of The Cosby Show directed by Roman Polanski.

She probably can't *remember* the sex if he has a consistent technique.

I like that the man has a woman’s voice and the woman has a man’s voice.

Has anyone seen Honey Boo Boo lately? Just sayin’.

“Sloppy” cow.

Madonna’s NOT getting away with that!

Even crows hate Mama June.

Me, too!