Poor Zayn Malik has to leave. But Dave Chappelle can stay.

People should leave Zayn alone! He's got enough trouble with Donald Trump threatening to deport him.

That only happened twice and it's rude not to accept his apology.

Where have you been for ten years? Shelley is imprisoned at the Spiritual Technology compound in Hemet, California, duh.

Let’s not forget Oprah unleashed “Dr” Phil upon the world, either.

Wow. That show sounds like a definitive must-miss.

Descent into fascism? Where the hell have you been for a fucking century?

TOTALLY INSANE!

America does suck, that's true.

They aren’t “ghetto”, they’re “super-predators”!

Wow! A coffee maker that can make one cup or a pot? That's amazing!

Wow! A coffee maker that can make one cup or a pot? That's amazing!

Heh-heh. Keep your hands busy, boys!

I first read it as “brand poisoning”!

Of course she can sing. She won a national singing game show. I really don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but her speaking roles... Wow.

I’m going to get crucified here, but band members don’t consider a hotel lobby the workplace.

No, she wore makeup.

Just Zoe.

Jennifer Hudson can't speak on camera, though. She doesn't know the first thing about acting.

Fair enough for the culture of victimhood, but don’t forget that Nina Simone had a great career also, and she did make a lot of money.