40 years old and I’ve never had celeb crushes this solid. I just want to hang out with Leslie jones and Kate McKenna all day long!

Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

Ugh, my woman brain isn’t interested in very many Olympic sports, but the ones it might watch (mostly swimming) will lose about 95% of their appeal if I already know who won. And I HATE that 85% of coverage has always been wading through life stories to get to the three seconds of edited action they deign to show.

chelsea peretti always rates food. head to her twitter for more. https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti

... Okay, I haven’t had my morning coffee yet and already have a headache, but can someone please explain to me what exactly she’s supposed to be doing with that parachute? I think... she’s parachuting wrong? Parachutes don’t make you rise, they just prevent you from a splattery death while you’re on the way down...

Lifelong baseball player here. While it’s pretty much beside the point, she pretty much nailed good form here with her hand placement and the way she protects her hand behind the barrel rather than wrapping her hand around the bat like so many idiots do. The only complaint I might have is that the bat is level, and…

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

I can be completely honest on everything. Except for the fact that all my takes are completely made up just to create controversy and I don;t actually believe any of the BS I spew. I can’t be honest on that.

Plus the fact she can’t just come out an say that vaccines are safe without giving such circular non-answers makes her look bad.

Not only is she not prepared to be President, she has no desire to be President. She’s never run for elected office other than a seat on her town council - her repeated Presidential runs are nothing but an exercise in ego and moral purity for herself and those who just can’t bring themselves to vote strategically.

This! She’s turned into an ego monster who has really ruined the Green Party for any people not wanting to just make a protest vote. I’d love for Bernie to tell her to STFU but I also don’t trust him to do anything that doesn’t have some huge benefit for Bernie. *shrugs* HOMEOPOTHY?!!! it’s fucking water, Jill. It’s…

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.

He may be a baby, but he’s quite a cut up in the clubhouse.

And here I thought Disco Demo night II was going to be a hit

Until they mentioned Cleveland by name, I assumed this was a joke by someone in San Diego.

I don't think you're in Cleveland. Check a map.

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

“Life would be heavenly and rhapsodic if women had the personality and temperament of dogs”

That was fantastic. I watched the entire thing. i am gonna have to try the Toyota Supra Nigiri next time I go out for sushi.