Regarding Jesus' homosexuality, you're talking about a guy who spurned the advances of Mary Magdeline so he could hang with 12 dudes while wearing open toed shoes. I mean, the Bible pretty much makes the case for you.

214 sounds right on. 213 lets him off too easy and 215 just seems like MLB abusing its power.

That IS my avatar. I've got a thing for Asian porn.

Incorrect, that is how this Gawker article potrayed it. If you read the source material he is essentially saying don't make a political statement about your sexual orientation and avoid PDA.

Yes. We are lucky to have a good wine shop where they know me. So when I told him I needed two bottles for Coq au Vin, they gave me a $6 Pinot and made me buy three because it was good enough to sip while cooking, but they told me to drink something better with the meal. Not because that wine would have been bad, but…

If this holds to be true, and as I currently see nothing about this on espn.com yet, this means the worldwide leader may have gotten the shit scooped out of them on one of the biggest sports stories of our time.

A lifetime ban for a guy in pieces already is typical Selig whitewashing BS.

For the finicky eater:

A lot of aversion to food is caused by negative opinions we formed in the early stages of eating. If our parents didn't know how to prepare the food properly (this happens with brussell sprouts) or we just had it when we were feeling hinky, then our body is ready to chuck it out at the first…

Yeah. I think maybe the old "don't cook with it if you wouldn't drink it" line originally really meant stuff you WOULDN'T drink. Grocery-store cooking wine that had been sitting half-empty in your cupboard for six months, for example. Yes, do not cook with that. But somehow that became "don't cook with it unless you'd…

The white population of America really needs to get on board with the red envelope.

Agreed. The Wizard being the villain in Wicked was one of the more interesting ideas in the book. It may have been the only reason I finished it (liked the first half of the book, but started to get REALLY bored once the story moved to the Vinkus).

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My Omar Little (yes, that's his name) has somehow figured out that I control the laser pointer. Quite horrifying, actually. He will walk up to me and knock it out of my hand.

I'm sorry to hear about your family.

I don't think I can watch this... I just... fucking EVERYONE in my family dies of Alzhiemer's. It's a fucking Burgunda family curse. It's the only thing I lose my shit over. UGH. SORRY. Debbie downer here.

A) no one gives a shit about baby bangs

You're right, totally. I used the wrong words. It absolutely is like the abuser blaming the victim for what she "made" them do.

For parents who want their kid to resemble Donald Trump?