I do think it might not have happened if he had just not doubled down on his comments. “I’m sorry that my comments offended you”—probably fine—”but I was just being honest. Men and women fall in love and it ruins the science, we need to have segregated labs. Let’s also start to segrate by—-mmfmmmssfjakddgg.”. That’s…

If you want to do it right, you hand dye it yourself, BUT there is the amazon solution:

Yes.

Too late.

They’re not commiting the sin of divorce, the gays are forcing them to commit the sin of divorce. We’re coming into their house, wrapping them up in rainbow ropes and threatening them with glitter bombs until they do it. And since the glitter bombs will turn THEM gay (they think), they just HAVE to avoid it.

Those were very dangerous toys. I’m amazed they were only recalled after six years.

Yep. It’s actually fairly common in the past, though they still list the deceased wife as the first lady. I can come up with three others in my head without much thought. Jefferson had his daughters, Jackson had his niece and daughter-in-law, and Van Buren had his daughter-in-law.

The worst part is they’re so damn smug, thinking they’re the hottest outlaws since the Scarlet Pimpernel with their ridiculous complaints and obviousness.

Yeah, just show them a picture of what a real foot binding looks like. Those jokes will stop.

I had a professor (in a children’s lit class) spend half the first class talking about how much she loved heels. Even though she’d done so much damage to her feet that she had surgery on them, she still wore heels.

I’m not surprised. Someone who would record and post this shit, not to mention the hair cutting, was clearly doing other things.

People turned on him for lesser sentences.

Speak is one of those novels that you keep with you, even if you haven’t read it in awhile.

Ah. The I’m so stupid I think The Onion is a real newspaper defense. Smart thinking.

Most of the time they give me one w/o asking because I am asleep and the person I’m traveling with tells them I want a diet coke.

...The same ones who stole her credit card numbers?

It was the year when many women, oddly enough they were engaged to be blushing brides, were found murdered in horrible ways.

The only way this story could be better if you hit her with a vase and stuffed her in a closet.

Sorry, Adam McKay, English is not better than that.

And no animal rescue would let someone take one home for a pet. A rescue animal would need more and better care.