Doctor who character, the last genetic human who was so afraid to get old that she was nipped and tucked until she... well.. became that.

Aww. What are your kitties like?

I get just as much out of it as they do. But thanks for thanking me! <3

He still shouldn’t have said that stuff. Still, it’s pretty awesome that you had an effect on an election.

Not shocked to hear that about Gene Simmons. I have not heard good things about him.

I feel like you win. You win the horrible celebrity story. Having him stalk you and then use you as an anecdote AND a tv episode? Awful. I am so sorry that it happened to you.

Sorry! Obviously didn’t mean to confuse you!

Stan Lee is one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever met.

Did you actually have anything to do with the election?

That’s true. I hadn’t even thought of that, and it is really fucked up. Or that horrible state representative in the news this past year.

At least it’s only one actress. The book is still amazing and even if the actor is an asshole, that shouldn’t take away from it. (Which I totally get it if it does. I got my favorite childhood story ruined by meeting the author.)

Her brother is literally the worst.

This is why I fear meeting authors I love. It can ruin things so easily. Due to my mother being a librarian, I’ve had a chance to meet quite a few of them. The ones who get so cranky at you for being in line, like you’re just some mindless peon.

We tend to shelter a lot of the “reject” cats at my house. (And currently two strays.) One of ours howls all night, probably because they kept him in a cage for half a year. The people we adopted him from were eventually charged with animal cruelty. (When we got him his hips were really weird, and he couldn’t jump at…

And Scarlett Johansson just went on my list of people who I need to kill for being shits to animals. I should do Josh Hartnett too.

I hope you kept that napkin. That’s so nice of him!

The Pythons, while doing a tour in the US, were invited to trash their hotel room. Apparently the press for the hotels is really good, so they really enjoy it when that happens. And they, being British responded ‘Oh, no no no.’ The hotel owner kept insisting. Finally Michael Palin went into the bathroom and broke a…

Well, that explains how she’s able to stand the smell.

I have almost a similar reaction to sashimi. I’m trying to get it to the point where I can, but the texture just does something to me.

Do millenials watch Fox Business? I’m... genuinely uncertain who they are targeting with this.