If you want to do it right, you hand dye it yourself, BUT there is the amazon solution:

Yes.

Too late.

They’re not commiting the sin of divorce, the gays are forcing them to commit the sin of divorce. We’re coming into their house, wrapping them up in rainbow ropes and threatening them with glitter bombs until they do it. And since the glitter bombs will turn THEM gay (they think), they just HAVE to avoid it.

Those were very dangerous toys. I’m amazed they were only recalled after six years.

Yep. It’s actually fairly common in the past, though they still list the deceased wife as the first lady. I can come up with three others in my head without much thought. Jefferson had his daughters, Jackson had his niece and daughter-in-law, and Van Buren had his daughter-in-law.

Wasn’t meaning to be picky on you or anything, just more of a ‘GOD, can we get over this ‘everything was sooo much better in the 60s’ idea yet?’

Oh, I was just more adding ‘And in addition to Newtonian physics.’ And you’re right, I never thought about learning physics that way, but I really have.

Or you, you know, actually pay attention to what happens with space crafts and things. Anyone who knows stuff about probes would understand why it can’t just stop and hang for a bit.

I don’t think that we’ve collectively given up, though. It’s just how to deal with the problems we have, and they’re big ones, and how to even define them.

Frankly, we haven’t moved far enough from the 60s.

The worst part is they’re so damn smug, thinking they’re the hottest outlaws since the Scarlet Pimpernel with their ridiculous complaints and obviousness.

He does to a certain point, though. He has said that he’s doing closer to the middle ages than a lot of other things where the Princes are always off rescuing ladies and what not. I think he’s gone too far in the other direction of making it brutal and raptastic culture.

Though quite a few historians disagree on how realistic Martin is being to the middle ages.

You gave a great list. Ignore cranky pants below.

He’ll just teach the Dinosaur about Hare Krishna and badger him to join his revolution. Where will we be then?!

Chewed the pastry into a cat and went around meowing.

It’s also the school saying that, though. They are trying to cover their asses. I don’t believe he would have been suspended if he’d done the same thing with a cat

Yeah, just show them a picture of what a real foot binding looks like. Those jokes will stop.

I had a professor (in a children’s lit class) spend half the first class talking about how much she loved heels. Even though she’d done so much damage to her feet that she had surgery on them, she still wore heels.