Trump is on what some of us like to call “borrowed time”. It is a matter of time until Trump’s past illegal activities or when his sure-bet future illegal activities get him impeached or he resigns.

This.

Why is it so hard to believe? Hundreds of people kept Bill Cosby’s raping a secret for decades. Famous people stick together, it’s crazy.

If they’re under NDAs from a notoriously litigious and vindictive bully, I can see it.

Around 25 years ago, I saw him play the devil in a production of Damn Yankees. I met him backstage afterwards. Complete jackass then, as well. But, I guess he was past the threshold of 58 years then, too, huh? :)

Thanks for that. I live in NYC and work in translation. I’ve spent years of my life being an immigrant, needing to make my way around foreign laws in a language I didn’t grow up with. Most of my friends are immigrants, queer, or both. Heck, I’m not even Christian... so believe me when I say I live in a bubble. I’ve…

Yeah, I have gone through an absurd amount of bourbon in the last month. I like the cut of your jib.

This. I had a similar discussion with a guy who plainly stated that Obama was coming for “our guns.” This was about three months ago so I asked him when Obama was going to do it since, you know, he’s about to leave office after 8 years. He calmly responded, “Well, now, Hillary’s gonna do it.”

I legit don’t know how much longer I can pay attention. It’s literally starting to affect my health. The anxiety that this man and his supporters cause me every day feels like an elephant is sitting on my chest while stabbing me in the ears.

Pantsuit Nation.

My father. My own father talks about how corrupt it was for her and Bill to give Chelsea a job with the Clinton Foundation on a huge salary. He had never heard about Trumps “Small loan” from his father.

Oh, those halcyon days. What I wouldn’t give to be arguing about swift-boats again.

I dunno guys I’m just thankful we didn’t end up with that AWFUL woman with her EXTREMELY conflict-filled AAA-rated life-saving CHARITY as president though, right?

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

I would pay all the money for a Scientology memoir from Nicole.

What is this “too greasy” you speak of???

Oh my GOD will this mayo-on-grilled-cheese conspiracy ever STOP?!? People, just say no! In the interest of science, I tried this abomination and it was the most vile, disgusting disappointment ever - my taste buds almost divorced me. Grilled cheese requires BUTTERY GOODNESS... don’t let Big Mayo fool you into trying…

The innocent people I have sympathy for are the black and brown people who will continue to be victimized, for disabled people, for Muslims. I have no sympathy for working class white people who voted for someone who has no intention or ability to improve their circumstances because he claimed to hate the same people…