That was the point where I realized I’d been tricked and this whole thing was a trailer for Armando Ianucci’s new show.

Everyone knows women love to be silenced and shamed!

What do you mean Halloween doesn’t last a month?

The train went off the cliff because you fell asleep at the controls, you sleepy weirdo.

Doesn’t Eddie Izzard refer to himself as a transvestite because he wears women’s clothing?

America, please vote, or else...

At this point, if Mitt was running, people would flock to him in the hopes that his Mormon cleanliness could counteract Trump’s gooey slime drippings.

I don’t like popcorn so...

I can’t sleep. Maybe some light reading from 2013 will help:

I’m between

What number did we agree on a la Cosby before we start believing them?

Thank you for reminding us where the focus should be.

as the son of a father and the brother of a brother, i couldnt agree more.

I think it’s kind of disturbing that we’re talking about the women instead of their male relatives. 

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

I can’t remember where I read it, but supposedly both Trump and Jared Kushner were made aware of the “grab them by the pussy” tape a day or two before it was released. They shrugged it off, because they didn’t think it would be a big deal.

Mitt is a Norman Rockwell painting in comparison.

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Jemaine Clement is a Kiwi, not an Australian. and it’s Jemaine, not Jermaine. i know this because i love him.

Jemaine is from New Zealand.