Vicodin makes almost everything better. Cheers, darling.

I just googled redtube. It’s not the same as YouTube Red. Not remotely. Don’t google it at work. I’m going to go pack my things and dust off my resume.

She did an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld and it gave me a headache.

Are the videos monetized? That’s usually a good indicator of bullshit

You are not wrong. Even without make-up on she looks made-up.

Because it doesn’t matter and we don’t care.

Nobody cares about Hill’s email, brah. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Israeli feelings of entitlement are the problem here. When the state of Israel was founded, it was very clear that Jerusalem was to be an international zone. Israel gained control of the city during a very questionable military exercise during a systematic campaign of violence and oppression of the Palestinian people,…

When are you going to go away because you realize we don’t fucking care about your troll ass?

Kate’s outfit is divine. She looks absolutely gorgeous.

I got a stoat :D

yeah yeah yeah, jessica biel...your sex life is as active as it is moist, we get it.

Donna also = my mother. A few months ago, at a nice restaurant, she approached my very important and also political boss (who was randomly at the same place, and also he was with other male political people) , and my mother loudly acted like they were friends, and then she told them a totally humiliating lie about me…

SAME!!! Oh and I got “if native americans were better, they would have won and we wouldn’t have taken over, they just couldn’t hack it.” or some such nonsense...

I get it, but I’m Canadian. There’s nothing for us to do but sit back and laugh when the opportunity arises and be thankful that it’s not in our country. Trust me, we think American politics is a damn shit show, too.

What polls is he leading in? Everything I’ve seen has him behind (not being obliterated into nothingness like I would imagine if the country was full of rational humans, but still by a significant margin).

Reese Witherspoon isn’t cool enough to be at a Beyonce show, so that’s fine. Also, this is a particularly great social media round up with a lot of great Trump burns.

So does that mean single moms are not covered either? Or is this an “unmarried whore need not apply” situation

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.