Why is there a washing machine in the passenger seat instead of on the hood where it belongs?

Uh, I was just there and got the real deal, toy on the inside where it belongs.

BTW  , You know your’e talking about 2 different type of eggs? The rest of the World get the normal Kinder egg (Kinder Surprise) but here in the States we get the Americanized version (Kinder Joy).

Actually, it should be queue.

This is why you don’t get married, as soon as you do she makes you sell all of your cool stuff!

The German Prince driving a German Car is quite fitting.

We looked through the window after hours. Way too poor to be allowed in.

Still boring and unwatchable.

Or maybe they just want something that looks better and doesn’t weigh a thousand pounds on it’s own.

Ooooh, does he say the word “quirk” in this one?!

After deal was done, and I was stripping parts, he told be what he would have really would have taken for the van ($100).

How I have been saving money by spending money. I only put one dollar bills in the shredder, rather than 20 dollar bills. Smart. 

Yes, they’re crusty. But they’re strong enough to hold on that lightweight aluminum bumper, and I bet with a grinding wheel, they’ll clean up just fine.

(they will clean up substantially with some coke and fine steel wool, but only so much)

You paid good money for two pieces of L shaped rust!? You could have purchased some L shaped brackets from some metal scrap seller for less than $5 and drilled your own holes to mount the bumper.

Bar = low? “My 1979 Jeep Cherokee is different from any other vehicle in my fleet in that it’s not a neighborhood eyesore.”  

I feel your pain. I just recently did this to get 4 parts for my wife’s econoline project:

I bet your neighbors LOVE you, as you bring down their property values with each Jeep part and project you procure.

When you are crushing parts for your rusty jeeps with rusty jeeps, it maybe a sign of a bigger problem in your life.