...345 miles of pavement cruising and five miles of off-roading...

Those Charges will certainly be Challenging to overcome.

After all, the technical characteristics allowed the “Battle Mole” to reach the center of the Earth.

Best shifting advice I got from my mechanic was to take my foot off the clutch when not actually shifting.

^ This. Using the rear brake sort of tensions things up and makes it a lot less unstable. 

people con only breathe though one at a time, either our mouth or our nose.

You cannot do every thing you can do inside your businesses... You can’t see what your stock/supply levels are and you can’t buy supplies or anything else, like adjust staff to research or purchase upgrades.

You want to spay her? That’s a little harsh.

Put your car in park, then it’s legal. 

Still the best looking PT Cruiser to date.

Whoever took this thing in on trade was fired instantly.

Trained monkeys can write better than any of the staff here.

MotorTrend makes Head2Head which it sounds like is a real life version of Fastest Car (I have watched H2H, have not watched fastest car). It’s either pitting vehicles against each other that would normally not race in the same class or under conditions that they would not normally race in. It’s more or less just what…

If you get going fast enough, you’ll be able to get back to shore. Ask how I know.

...sans some rust on the floors...

Trippy.

Okay, this isn’t exactly automotive, but it’s mobility/transport related. Instead of air travel being a point-to-point, ticket-and-destination based system, how about planes that fly in continuous routes and stop at stations, like a subway?

I helped him replace his brakes on the same car a year or two ago. Don’t think he’s done anything to it since including oil changes.

I expressed some reasonable concern at which point he said he was content to drive the vehicle until it dies. Now I just shake my head and laugh.