“Pure NYC”

Considering the 944 was the “poor man’s Porsche”, that may not be a great tagline. 

Sage advice.

The one where I called ahead because the (used) truck was 160 miles away and the dealership assured me that it was in great condition with no flaws. I took a day off work and drove down with a family member (so I could drive the new truck back). Got there, got the keys from them and went out to the truck. Body was…

I would happily go through every drawer in every office one by one to find my keys for them. 

And the sn95. And the foxbody.

Add in a bucket of leftover fasteners from somewhere behind the dash and you’re most of the way there.

Starting to think you aren’t joking about the spoons. 

Keep your Gawker shit out of my Jalopnik. His brother had shitty gas stations, so what?

Just wait until you have to replace the heater core on that Dakota.

You really buried the lede on this one. From the ad:

Designo:

The crap on the outside is not ‘official’. Pretty sure it’s JC Whitney.

I had really hoped that during the big Gawkplosion, Jalopnik might strike out on its own and sever itself from that pack of harpies. 

That my Protege5 had been sitting in the bush for (what seemed to be) about a decade and was a lemon.

Damn.

Oof, I wouldn’t say this comes anywhere close to Project Binky. Binky is a masterclass, this is a quick and dirty shoehorn.

Have worked at an Enterprise airport location. Probably were no spots left in the Enterprise section when the previous renter or detailer returned to the airport and they parked it somewhere else temporarily. Likely a previous renter who forgot who they rented it from though the car should have been detailed upon…

Meet in the middle, $298.50.

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