Thank you on both counts. 

Pretty sure it’s a Camero

Go to gas station, fill jerry can. Go to bank, withdraw cash. Place cash on ground, douse in fuel.

Yes.

Sure not a horror but extremely irritating. We borrowed my MIL’s Murano awhile ago and every time you plug your phone into either of the USB outlets, even if the radio is turned off, it will start playing the first song in the phone’s library with no further input from the user. I just wanted to use the outlets to…

If you’re lucky.

I used to regularly see an ‘undercover’ Ford Taurus with a budget rental sticker on the rear bumper. Smartest one I’ve seen, you see the sticker and completely ignore the beige beigemobile with the suspicious looking lights hidden in the rear windshield.

I can’t do it. Never had any particular hate on for them, they just do absolutely nothing for me.

Or the Subies happen to have door handles that are shaped in such a way as to make them easier for a bear to either grab or bite.

This blows Americans’ minds but in Canada you have the right to speak to counsel before being questioned but not to have counsel present while you are being questioned. Also, the police can question you for as long as they want with few limitations.

Curious about the chicken/egg relationship there. Did you become a Jaguar mechanic solely based on the 10 previous years of Jaguar ownership?

Rectum-fryer*

Good. He is wrong and should be shamed.

Diesel.

That’s what that is! Did he live in Edmonton?

Literally the least convenient place to put a spare on a pickup.