I’d like to commend you for making these profiles so much like the cities in which the teams play - and this one is no different! Absolutely boring and completely skippable. It’s like I’ve actually been to Houston. 

...he didn’t have his WRs over for a catch during the Spring...

You could’ve made this much more concise had you stuck to your original first draft of “I HATE it when making sure a sport I enjoy sticks to its rules instead of just enjoying human error”.

Are you kidding me? You use Billy Crudup’s name but throw down a “this guy” for Mark Duplass? What is wrong with you?

Not only is nobody saying it did, but also by arguing against something nobody asserted you are highlighting your ignorance to the actual point.

I’ve been to Nashville once for work, and everything you say about it is entirely true. It’s scarily accurate.

We are all trash idiots. Every single one of us. It just depends on the context.

Chiefs fans (the worst fans in the AFC)

Yeah there’s a button on it that controls the zoom as long as you’re in the DJI app when filming. 

“It is inherently more important to feel good about the sport you are watching, and for it to finish quickly, than it is for any of it to be accurate to the rules of the game itself.”

This has to be his feet, right? Like, that or he’s realizing what a mess the Raiders are and is just ready to call it quits for some more Masked Singer. 

Across all professional team sports, which single position has the greatest percentage of assholes playing it?

God I love how Donkeys fans STILL whine about Josh McDaniels. As if the franchise didn’t, doesn’t, and won’t have enough inbred incompetence to make sure they’re only relevant once every 7 years. The mouth-breathing hill people that come out of the woodwork to wear their Donkeys gear on random Tuesdays during football…

I’m 36. I loved Seinfeld during it’s run. But Big-C-Comedy is contextual. There is something about the context in which it exists that makes it funny, or relevant. There are very, very few (if any) true timeless moments of comedy. What continues to make them funny is our ability to momentarily recall or place…

Your ignorance here is interesting. It’s not lab-made. It’s a plant-based product. These plants are grown. Do you think greenhouses or farms are labs? The reason that cheeses are identified as natural vs. cheese product are because some cheeses are milk-based, and others are literally just chemicals. The Beyond Burger…

The world will go extinct without lab grown food. This also isn’t lab grown or lab made. It’s a veggie burger. How exactly is a veggie burger more lab made than anything else?

The only thing it makes worse is your desire to know the ins and outs of other peoples personal lives. That’s it.

This is how I read it too.

The average Giants fan calling into WFAN makes the average anti-vaxxer look like a Nobel Prize winning biologist.

The only thing that makes a Sub drivable is the presence of a turbo. Without it their engines are just garbage.