There’s nothing for her to tone down. There’s demonstrably just a bunch of moderate “both-sides” morons incapable of telling the difference between someone who points out objective truths and a political party that’s enacting fascism.

What the fuck is a slooth?

but that’s objectively and literally not what she is doing

Will the engine start generating more than 100 horsepower at 4200rpm instead of 4400rpm in this new upgrade?

...hockey play-by-play is to Mike Emrick (who is gold) as Mike Emrick is to Bob Cole...He is clearly retiring too soon at age 85, but Chris Chelios played until he was 82, so surely Cole has more words in him. Maybe he could work from home, even with a couple of pops in him after dinner. I would absolutely stream him…

I always find it such an interesting perspective to hold that you’d rather be wrong and fast about it than right and careful about it.

America is not full, and yes, we can take more poor people. As Sanders is often fond of saying himself, America is the richest country in the history of the world. And it’s high time we share that wealth with the working class, no matter what country you were born in or what your citizenship status is.

This has always been something that bewilders me. Why aren’t businesses all-in and railing for something like this? It saves them money AND keeps their labor class healthier!

Ah yes, the highly effective “see, your sport is dumb” argument.

About a year and a half ago the company I worked for brought in a young woman for an interview. She was, at that time, employed by MLB AM, and when we got into the questions about why she was looking for a new gig, I thought she was going to cry. She wasn’t very granular with details but told us of poor treatment,…

No they actually made the face better.

The hit on Patches is a tough one, but you can’t really prove intent there. So it falls under a hockey play. But for most of the shit you seem to think he gets away with (great job linking just two things from the last decade to indicate a lot of shit) it must be pointed out that he’s not at fault for his height, and…

Eat the rich. Every last fucking one of them.

Dear lord why won’t they put that terrible screen inside the dash instead of tacking it on top. It’s so incredibly ugly and unsightly.

I just turned 26 and I have to say, I still have no standard operating procedure for when I get a document that’s “for your records”...

What, we’re gonna try and pretend Facebook has anything other than a Dark Mode?

Any way you guys can create charts for this sort of stuff? I know in this case it’s not exactly difficult to read through a paragraph and get the information - it’s not like there are 100 different figures we’re looking at, but it would be oh-so-helpful if you could put data in charts and graphs or tables to lay them…

..while you don’t often see a goaltender initiating a hit like that...

It’s because it’s less uncomfortable to joke about kissing your son than child abuse. That’s why. 

No. No one.