The winning quarterback passed for 27 yards and four picks. Two of those picks were on illegal throws.

I want to know who, specifically, is profiting off the process of making the Impreza considerably uglier year after year after year. The non-Rex/STI variants are some of the most hideous cars on the road. The Rex/STI variants are also increasingly awful. They’re so impressively bad.

Ah yes because state taxes, most definitely created solely by liberals you disagree with, are the highest tax burden people face. Excellent inarguable point.

...when a person who simply makes an observation is met with “simmer down”...

This feels the appropriate forum to ask this question, as I’ve had the argument more than I’d like to admit:

This needs to have more stars. Laura is consistently one of the best voices around here and we’re better off for what she does. Even if the headline came from editors, I’m giving credit to her.

Saints at Cowboys: I refuse to believe the Cowboys are worth a shit and it’ll be a great relief for all Americans when the Saints beat them by 87. Their winning streak is roughly as heartwarming to me as Ohio State potentially making the CFB playoff before Urban Meter fakes another skull clot.

The draw for Qatar World Cup qualifying is just eight months away.

It’s the same thing over and over. Same jokes, same dangerous situations, same ‘omg what will they do next?!’ faux suspense. And yet, I’m going to miss it very, very much if this in fact is the final season and it’s all over. 

Soldiering on with the press conference is also, to a degree, terrifying - simply because there are tons of people out there who now think this is real and true simply because there was a conference. The Right doesn’t care about facts, evidence, logic, or reason. It’s now been said out loud and it “just makes sense,…

The guy in the plaid shirt doesn’t sound so much like he has a Boston accent, as much as he does a learning disability.

Congratulations! You have properly identified capitalism.

Drew, as a Patriots fan I just want to thank you sincerely. This column is gold, year in and year out, and I am much better for reading it. Legitimately: thank you, this is wonderful.

If Apple EarPods don’t stay in your ears, AirPods won’t either.

...THAT’S why you stopped watching baseball?

Friday August 17th, 2018 at 8:35 am Mountain time.

Now if only WEC (or rally series for that matter) were accessible at all here in America. They’re nigh impossible to watch.

Mother Teresa could be named the next GM and Bruce Allen would find a way to spin it for her to look like the devil.

“Who dey” doesn’t even make any fucking sense.

An that’s IF you get all TPS reports filled out in triplicate and handed in on time.