I imagine it’s rather difficult to get all those microtransactions in on time.

The third “theory” that you’re neglecting is also just a necessary function of software and hardware design. How many living breathing HW/SW version combos are you willing to support in the wild? That takes energy, effort, time, and most importantly money. I think the things you mentioned above are byproducts of this…

I got an iPhoneX as I was replacing an older iPhone I still had. Figured I’d splurge for the cameras and stuff.

So like, how are motored cycle sales across the country when companies beyond Harley are considered? Are Honda and Triumph and other companies seeing the same shift?

Okay, I’ll be that guy.

Mark Webber said recently Alonso shouldn’t have done the Rolex at Daytona over the weekend in the first place, because “if you’re doing F1 you can’t afford distractions.

I have still yet to hear a compelling argument as to why MSU should be allowed to continue to have any athletic department whatsoever.

That’s a real Lewis & Clark type sense of adventure. True Patriots.

This has been the GOP’s definition of compromise for decades.

I’m 34 and was into all those bands in high school (before I realized how bad most of them were) because they were definitely popular and big and cool. If I was sending a kid off to college right now...

Context matters: Blowout losses are only worse than heartbreakers if you’re unable to turn the game off and go do something else instead (at a party, hosting a party, at the bar with friends, etc). Else, heartbreakers are always, always worse and anyone who disagrees is both wrong and stupid. And even then…

I am a Pats fan and am neither worried about Brady’s hand specifically nor lying about it. At this point I think this is completely fabricated by the team to give everyone else something to talk about and focus on. Manufactured distraction.

Hi, it’s me, the only guy on the planet who was stoked (and still is!) about the Jeep Cherokee update!

Nope. Pay attention to any Euro soccer, namely the Premiere League, and you’ll hear just about all the teams referred to with this odd plural/singular change that doesn’t match what we’d expect out of normal rules of grammar. “Liverpool need a new attacker to replace Coutinho”, “Everton need not worry about relegation…

I have done a complete 180. I used to think that Uber were as as exceptional as they were evil. But now the more I read about them the more I’ve come around to the perspective that every major company in the world does all of the exact same things as these guys, but the execs in charge of Uber are just exceptional…

When Instagram first stole Snapchat’s stories idea, it didn’t phase me

Is there actual proof that this thing burnt up on unplanned reentry? I’m not conspiracy scientist but this seems exactly what I’d expect. Everyone knows about a super secret spy satellite heading into orbit? “Oh uhh, yeah that? No it didn’t make it. We had issues. Definitely burnt up. Not sure who’s to blame. Crazy…

Who knew Derek Jeter was such a perfect Republican?

Hah! I hadn’t realized I’d made the mistake of commenting on Jezebel until your reply. I think Iliza is brilliant and just clicked to read something about her. Didn’t realize where this post was. Thanks for reminding me how horrible the comment section is here. Have a great day, and happy holidays asshat!

It is very, very, clearly a joke. I’m embarrassed for you that you can’t see it.