As a Pats fan, also fuck them with the business end of a rake.

It only comes across as an escalation if you want it to come across as one. We are each in control of that.

Welp, I certainly seem to be in the idiotic minority that enjoys shitty football. But this is because I am a horrible Patriots fan. I want to see my team win, and every other fucking team lose in horrible and embarrassing fashion. Everyone else playing terrible football gets me half-fucking-mast. The failures of every…

she made The Newsroom watchable

Isn’t Jen Kirkman the person who melted down insisting Bernie Sanders was a paid Russian Agent during the 2016 campaign despite no evidence whatsoever?

This is exactly the kind of news you’d expect Colorado Springs to be known for.

Of course it is! But US FANZ DEMAND LOYALTY!

Wait a second. There exist idiots who think this is bad for your car? What actually is the alternative? Like I’m legitimately unsure of any other way to like...drive.

Now I know Romo was a gifted passer, but shouldn’t more analysts be able to do this?

You could save money by not having a wedding, and not having kids, and never traveling, and then you’d be left with…a bunch of money.

I’m seeing an increasing number of thinkpieces that label Denver as the best place for the new HQ. I’ve been thinking about moving for a while, and if Amazon comes, that’ll be the final nail in the coffin for me. Off to cooler cities.

This is certainly incredibly impactful news. However I don’t know that I agree that the biggest hurdle to adoption is the charging network and not the cost.

I fucking LOVE every time some asshat pulls out “rank and file member” bullshit like, oh please remember it’s just us regular workin’ class folk out here!

What’s it like to ignore reality, empirical evidence, and other peoples experiences to instead just live in a world that doesn’t exist but you’ve willed to be your reality out of sheer terror at the real world around you?

One of Battlefield 1’s greatest strengths is a robust single-player featuring vignettes from various fronts throughout World War One.

Wrangler Unlimiteds look like half-finished drunken redneck science projects and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. More practical? Sure. But they look like someone cut two Jeeps in half and welded them together after crushing 3 12-packs of bud light with their buddies. So ugly.

MLB investigated the Red Sox after the Yankees accused their divisional rivals of stealing signs using a smartwatch.

This is an excellent point since nobody else cheats at sports!

Huh. That’s weird. The NFL punishing a guy solely because they say he wouldn’t cooperate, rather than any actual proveable rules violations? Can’t say I’ve ever heard of or seen that happen before.

It is both entirely possible for her to be privileged, and face an incredibly uphill battle just to be considered an equal. You fuckin’ dope. Concentrate on the part that matters.